Sweater Stitcher Pillows

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

How's the sweater coming along?

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Sportknitting

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Cat walking dog.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

A woman knits from a globe.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

You can ask for a thread there!

Woman knitting the sea

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Turtleneck Alternatives

Annual sportknitting Derby

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

"Oh, granddad! That sweater is SO you!"

'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'