Sweater Stylist Mugs

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'

Cat walking dog.

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Great British Eccentrics.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Festive squad

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

My tail's cold.

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'