Streetwear Stylist Mugs

'Checked polyester? Haven't you heard the expression 'Dressed to kill'?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Utility Chic.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

The Grim Rapper

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Pigeon Fashion

Jeans sale

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Cat walking dog.

Sly Fox

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Urban Life.

'Can you prove it's your hat?'