Streetwear Aficionado Mugs

'Honey, be honest...does this outfit make me look phat?'

The Grim Rapper

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Too much for the school run?'

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

His and Her wardrobe's

Changing Room Decisions