Motorhead Stitching Pro Mugs

'You need a new bobbin.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

A souped up car...

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Quilt fanatic

Patient after an appendix operation

Sportknitting

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

CLEAR!

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Psychiatrist knitting