Motorhead Stitching Pro Pillows

'You need a new bobbin.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Quilt fanatic

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Cow outboard engine

Sportknitting

Patient after an appendix operation

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

CLEAR!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Psychiatrist knitting

'You said you liked red cars.'