"When it comes to safe boating, a little yo-ho-hoing is okay - but not a bottle of rum!"
Boating Safety Advocate Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to honor a boating safety advocate? Our collection of products features clever, amusing designs that speak to their passion for safe boating. Whether they’re seasoned sailors or new enthusiasts, these gifts show appreciation for their commitment while adding a playful touch to their day. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because, our items help spread awareness and keep safety fun.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Pool attached to child's bed.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Man using to much bug spray
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Cricket Accidents.
'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''
"Getting the hang of it?"
Reasonableman
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
"Careful."
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
"Here comes the super-visor."
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
Boozing and Cruising
Knights Wing Mirrors.
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'
Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.
Boating Safety Advocate Gifts Collection
Boating Safety Advocate Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for boating safety advocates — witty, inspiring, and designed to keep the message afloat in style.
Boating Safety Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows with fun boating safety messages, a charming addition to any advocate’s home or boat cabin.
Boating Safety Advocate Prints
Explore art prints that celebrate boating safety, ideal for inspiring advocates and reminding everyone of safe practices on the water.
Boating Safety Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for boating safety enthusiasts — humorous and eye-catching designs that promote safe water adventures.