Boating Safety Advocate Prints

"When it comes to safe boating, a little yo-ho-hoing is okay - but not a bottle of rum!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cricket Accidents.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Getting the hang of it?"

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Boozing and Cruising

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.