Boat-naming Aficionado T-Shirts

Man painting MOM on boat

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Do you mind?"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Business Duck

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Watching Sea Life.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!