Boardroom Rangler Gifts

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Dog eat dog.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

Boardroom cream pies.

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'