Boarding Pass Boss Gifts

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Am Awful Crammer.

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'At that point the meeting became chaotic, as everyone's medication seemed to wear off at the same time.'

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Wilfried Zaha

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

Butterfly Sales

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"