Board Game Rejector Pillows

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Menu Dating

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Editor.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Publishing

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

'If there's a pool, we're not interested: We would never use it!'

"Yes, I am watching reality shows, but not because I like them. They're so repulsive, they make me lose my appetite. I've lost a ton of weight."

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue

"I don't get it. I'm bored. Why would I want to play bored games?"