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'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

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"Mind the whale, dear."

That one has all the batteries!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Slip Ahoy!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Mohammad's motors

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

DIY marriage counseling.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Nice park. . .

Lithium Fair

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

The spend is high