Blueprint Collector Gifts

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

John Herschel

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Don't Take No For an Answer

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

Who's Dead

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."