Blueprint Collector Gifts

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

John Herschel

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Who's Dead

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I wonder what this was for."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."