Blue Sky Gazer T-Shirts

(Camel paintings)

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'T.M.I.F.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Where Indian ink came from.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Emergency exit into Space

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Hot Air Balloon

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'