Blue Sky Gazer Gifts

(Camel paintings)

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man showing in the rain.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Birds Following Witch.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Emergency exit into Space

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Hot Air Balloon

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'