Blue Ribbon Collector Pillows

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Servicemen.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Dad Trophies

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Win - win

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Pinata Trophies

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.