Collecting Ribbons Pillows

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Best in Heat.

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Important balloons, $30.

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Neither Here nor There

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Bee Mine

"How much for just the ring?"

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

Devil holding balloons

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

Good Luck

Mars

As the crow flies cab co.