Collecting Ribbons Mugs

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'It's her birthday!'

Best in Heat.

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Important balloons, $30.

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Neither Here nor There

Bee Mine

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

"How much for just the ring?"

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Devil holding balloons

"No, O'Toole. Our use of the rainbow has nothing to do with our sexual orientation."

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

Good Luck

Mars