Blue Period Explorer T-Shirts

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'It's an extinction notice.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Pubertry

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Cave painting by numbers

"Research and development."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

The Invention of the Tea Light

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

Land's End

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

"I flunked sticks this time, but I got a C+ in rocks!"

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

Four Stages of Boyhood

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

'You're missing a few commandments.'