Blue Period Explorer Gifts

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

Louis Armstrong

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'It's an extinction notice.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Pubertry

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Cave painting by numbers

"Research and development."

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

The Invention of the Tea Light

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

You know you're middle aged...

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

"I flunked sticks this time, but I got a C+ in rocks!"

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Four Stages of Boyhood

'You're missing a few commandments.'