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Tarzan's mid-life crisis.

"I'd like to have money for a sports car, a surf course in the Maldives, and for my divorce!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

New Age Store.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Altar Ego

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

Pubertry

Lawrence of Suburbia

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

Californians Abroad.

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