Blue Period Appreciator T-Shirts

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Fish mobsters.

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

This whisky is 20 years old!

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

The last hot dog of summer.

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Since I'm here so often, and you're redecorating, my favorite color is blue."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

Snowman

A georgian woman

Mr. Cheggs's jealousy

The Headless Horseman in May.

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

Fifty

HMS Pinafore

Barber of Seville

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'You're 'antique' rather than 'old'...'

Ladies in fashionable head-dress, 1783

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."