Blue Period Appreciator Pillows

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"Since I'm here so often, and you're redecorating, my favorite color is blue."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Snowman

A georgian woman

Mr. Cheggs's jealousy

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

Fifty

HMS Pinafore

Barber of Seville

'You're 'antique' rather than 'old'...'

Ladies in fashionable head-dress, 1783

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."

If age makes one more distinguished...I've reached a milestone in distinguished.