Blue Blazer Fan Pillows

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Absolutely not!"

Bumble Bee

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

The Real March of the Penguins.

Ze-Bras

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Barber of Seville

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Notre Dam

'Take it outside!'

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"It seems hotter than usual."

When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking.

'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'

'Are we having fun yet...'

I'm the bluebird of irrational experience.

'So, it was true what they say. You don't choose the blues. They choose you.'

Bruce Springsteen caricature

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'