Blazer Aficionado Pillows

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

A stylized man in pyjamas

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Honore de Balzac

Clock Tower Shadow

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Beard Wig

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

BARBER

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator