Blade Enthusiast Pillows

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Looking Daggers

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Skateboarding

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Fencing Acupuncture.

Three Musketeers at a barbecue

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"