Blade Enthusiast Mugs

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

"Who's going to carve?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Decapitated coffee.

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Pub Kendo.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Swords for Making America Great Again

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

Skateboarding

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Looking Daggers

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."