Bloody Mary Aficionados Pillows

"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Harriet Walter

"Gesundheit!"

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"