Bloody Mary Fan Pillows

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

Dawing your Cellphone

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Open House of Horrors

Tunnel of TV

Batman O' War

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems