Bloody Mary Fan T-Shirts

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Showbiz Awards

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Tunnel of TV

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems