"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."
Bloody Mary Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift that really mixed things up for a Bloody Mary lover? Our creative collection features fun and clever items that celebrate this classic cocktail. Whether for a home bartender or a cocktail enthusiast, these products are crafted to bring a smile, a sip, and a touch of personality to every drinker’s day. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, make your gift stand out as much as a well-made Bloody Mary on brunch day.
'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'
Lesbian civil partnership.
1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.
"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"
T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"
'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'
"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."
'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'
The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor
Harriet Walter
'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'
Pinocchio Vs. Dracula
Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.
"Gesundheit!"
The return of the four sheepskins
Celebrity Phrenologist.
One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.
"It's funny 'cos it's true!"
Death Styles of the Rich and Famous
'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'
Stephen King
'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'
"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."
Dracula Admires His Offspring.
"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"
"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"
"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."
"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."
Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.
My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall
'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'
The Wackoman (Heat it).
"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"
Bloody Mary Aficionados Gifts Collection
Bloody Mary Aficionados Mugs
Explore our collection of Bloody Mary-themed mugs—perfect for anyone who enjoys a spirited start or a humorous drinkware accent.
Bloody Mary Aficionados Pillows
Find the perfect Bloody Mary pillow to add personality and comfort to their living space—fun, quirky, and drink-themed.
Bloody Mary Aficionados Prints
Browse our unique Bloody Mary prints to add a touch of humor and style to any room for cocktail lovers everywhere.
Bloody Mary Aficionados T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish Bloody Mary t-shirts, designed for enthusiasts who love to showcase their cocktail passion.