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'Toros'

I like the Jets...I guess

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

COWS: Cow Pong

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Finesse fishing

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'Can I see your license,please?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Theater or football.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.