Bloodsport Enthusiasts Prints

'Toros'

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

COWS: Cow Pong

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Finesse fishing

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Theater or football.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.