Blood-curdling Curator T-Shirts

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Turtle Hat

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

Misunderstood artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Escher exhibition first floor

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Crane Game. Ball Game.