Blogger In Disbelief Pillows

'Does a blog count as being published.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

The New York Times Blog Review.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Bizarre sights.

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'Poor chap's really embarrassed...a blogger blew the lid on all the sexual antics and affairs in top management,and he wasn't even mentioned!'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

It was the stupidest miracle ever, but it was their miracle.

"Whoa...I can't believe you were abducted by space aliens! Why haven't you told anyone?"

Secret government researchers competitively working on preventing the afterlife.

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

'No, I'm not coming down for dinner! Didn't you read my Blog?'

'Before you ask I think your blog's crap.'

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

"So, you are claiming to be able to read peoples' minds?"

"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."

Advert for a Hypnotism TV show.

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

Maybe it was a mistake to give up jogging for blogging.