Blog Blunderer Pillows

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"Influence this."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Witches of Instagram

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Blog Breakdown

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"