Blog Blunderer Pillows

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Whoa

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Snoopy with Laptop

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Influence this."

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0

"This is off our first TikTok."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'