Bait Blunderer Pillows

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Fish don't like worms.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The art of fishing.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.