Blog Whisperer Pillows

'I and my Blog'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Quiz Night...

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Reading

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Entomology Reference

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

WWW.World.com

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Termites!'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

These remarks are completely off the record

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

"Hmmm?!"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."