Blog Whisperer Prints

'I and my Blog'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Quiz Night...

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Reading

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

Entomology Reference

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

WWW.World.com

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Like Facebook, I have also changed our company name so that it will be more clear and transparent to our customers who we are and what we do."

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

These remarks are completely off the record

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Hmmm?!"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

'Termites!'