Blogging Whisperer Pillows

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Quiz Night...

Reading

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

'Interactive TV news.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Hmmm?!"

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Where history's best ideas happen.

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"He shows enormous potential."

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'I and my Blog'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"I always get the feeling it's holding something back."

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

"You called me Ishmael!"

You wanted to see me, boss? Rudy, did you realize its illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote? Wink wink wink … and that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend, Patsy Marionette, for city council? Wink wink wink. I would never order you to donate to Patsy campaign fund either, as if your job depended on it. Wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink. That's good to know. I believe we're on the same page here. Wink.

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

"Is he from another planet...?"

I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.