Blogging Whisperer Mugs

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Quiz Night...

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Reading

Computer help.

'Interactive TV news.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Hmmm?!"

These remarks are completely off the record

"He shows enormous potential."

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'I and my Blog'

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"I always get the feeling it's holding something back."

"You called me Ishmael!"

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

'What size would you like ma'am...e-mail, blog, or world wide web?'

"Is he from another planet...?"

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

Grand Opening