Media Whisperer Mugs

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Duplass Brothers

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

WWW.World.com

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Cellular Plan

These remarks are completely off the record

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Always stick to the script.

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

Office full of computers and wires.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Rudy, you bought me a high-definition camcorder. You shouldn't have. Is that you shouldn't have as in: It's just too thoughtful? Or, simply: You shouldn't have 'cause this gift stinks? I'm really blown away. Clarify!

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'