Blog Reader Gifts

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Gen-Next Library

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Snoopy with Laptop

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Whoa

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Witches of Instagram

"What made you start blogging about success?"