Blind Individuals Gifts

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Waiter, can I we have a doggie bag please?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

Blind Cyclist

The seeing-eye cat.

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

One of the three blind mice

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

Confidence.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"I work as a male model and have a great imagination."

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Really Big Print

'Just looking, thanks.'

Guide dog assists owner at urinal

Girl Guides.

Blind restroom