Blind Individuals Gifts

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Waiter, can I we have a doggie bag please?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

The seeing-eye cat.

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

Blind Cyclist

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

One of the three blind mice

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Things you don't want to hear on a blind date.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

Confidence.

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

"I work as a male model and have a great imagination."

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

'Just looking, thanks.'

Really Big Print

Guide dog assists owner at urinal

Girl Guides.