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Drawing the short straw.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Tunnel of lurve

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'You must be Olivia.'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"So tell me again where you're from."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Are you sure that's not your age?

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

Some blind dates work out just fine.