Blending Pillows

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Bananas eye the blender

Nice try, Jim, but there no such thing as a "beer cleanse."

Food Porn

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

'Oh, dude. That is just NASTY. Did you juice your cell phone?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

New music conference

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Oh you smoothie

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Motor-blender.

Cowpunk

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'