Blending In Pillows

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Oh you smoothie

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Motor-blender.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Diplo

"If there are no objections..."

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Clam - The Dance Mix

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Bananas eye the blender

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

NYPD Siren Training

"Sumo Hockey."

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'