Blending In T-Shirts

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Oh you smoothie

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Motor-blender.

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Diplo

"If there are no objections..."

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'Will you marry us?'

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Clam - The Dance Mix

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Bananas eye the blender

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

"...failing is ok."