Blending Beginner Gifts

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Oh you smoothie

Motor-blender.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Bananas eye the blender

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

"Maybe next time you could take off your tie before firing up the blender."

Nice try, Jim, but there no such thing as a "beer cleanse."

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

'Oh, dude. That is just NASTY. Did you juice your cell phone?'

"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."

Food Porn

'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'